Welcome to the colorful mind of Batte!

This blog was developed to share the strange, off-colored and often hilarious comments that tumble from the lips of Ashley Batte, often before she realizes what she's said. Over the course of the few years that I've known Batte (pronounced Ba-Tay), I've kept notes on all of the odd things she says, and while I'll occasionally add context to how these quotes came about, most of the time it's irrelevant. Enjoy, and hopefully you won't get offended.

Friday, December 17, 2010

The first of many...

We'll start with some of the first ones I wrote down.  There are many more to come, but my notes are scattered everywhere, and I have to consolidate.  So here we go.

1)
Me: Batte, what's your favorite food?

Batte: Chicken, of course!

Me: What type of chicken?

Batte: (Picture black woman head-bob) Fried Chicken! Oh... Fuck...

2)
Batte: I hate Tyrese's greased up black ass! He's just so...so... greasy looking!

3)
Batte: I have this nightmare where I fall out of a window into a room full of penises.

4)
Batte: I'm eating...wait... I'm drinking man coffee.  With man cream.

I'll post more soon, hope you enjoy...
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