We'll start with some of the first ones I wrote down. There are many more to come, but my notes are scattered everywhere, and I have to consolidate. So here we go.
1)
Me: Batte, what's your favorite food?
Batte: Chicken, of course!
Me: What type of chicken?
Batte: (Picture black woman head-bob) Fried Chicken! Oh... Fuck...
2)
Batte: I hate Tyrese's greased up black ass! He's just so...so... greasy looking!
3)
Batte: I have this nightmare where I fall out of a window into a room full of penises.
4)
Batte: I'm eating...wait... I'm drinking man coffee. With man cream.
I'll post more soon, hope you enjoy...
